PROPER POSH PLATTERS
The UK’s most fabulous, posh-as-you-like grazing experience.
We don’t just chuck a few nibbles on a tray. Sweetie, we create divine displays that taste as fabulous as they look. We’re not here for silly sausage rolls, and cheesy chopped veg; we’re here for the ones that like it a little bit fancy.
You know the ones: the ones who believe that a gathering without blue cheese, nibbles, and champagne may as well be a depressing office meeting.
So … it does not matter if hosting a glittering soiree, brunch with your Girls, a light classy lunch in the office, or that special evening with your hunk, just remember, even a Tuesday deserves a little class.
Whether you’re planning a corporate event, romantic surprise, team reward or thoughtful gift, we’ll build a bespoke quote tailored to your needs.
Tell us what you’re after, how many it’s for, and any special touches you’d like. Our team will whip up a personalised platter plan and send you a custom quote.
These rinds play a key role in protecting the cheese during aging while also adding to its unique flavor profile.
Pre-arranged, ready-to-enjoy platters for a unique classy gift, designed to impress.
FREE Express overnight delivery on all orders anywhere in the UK
Beautifully crafted platters that create lasting impressions.
Order up to a year in advance or last minute.
Become one of us. A purveyor of posh nosh. Do you adore finer things? Are you the one everyone calls for party advice? Become a Platterie Ambassador and enjoy perks as juicy as our grapes: early access, insider exclusives, and the sheer prestige of saying “Oh yes, I’m with Platterie”. Champagne not included, but strongly encouraged.
Our fabulous cheese & charcuterie platters are designed to instantly create a stunning grazing table experience, to almost any size, with minimal hassle and easily guarantee that touch of class to any light dining requirement.
